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Lemmenthorpe

Posted on March 21, 2019March 21, 2019 by truedogfacts.com

Look, I know I don’t look that tough. Especially with the frou-frou blanket I’m settled into. Don’t you know that in the wild I’d be a vicious beast? I’d go fishing, hunting–I’d even eat the occasional berries if I wanted to. I feel like you don’t believe me. Well, you know how the cat ate your guppies last week? I’d be like that, but with trout. Carp. Salmon. I’d probably go out into the ocean if I had the chance, and catch the big one. Instead, I’m here on your blanket. Admittedly, though, it is a pretty comfortable blanket.

Photo by Alexandru Sofronie on Unsplash

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